I would just like to thank the Patriots for letting play on their field today. I would also like to congratulate Tom Brady on the victory and his command of the offense and the owner for the nice towels in the locker room and the buffet before the game, and also the groundskeeper who cleans and paints field and the hot dog vendor in section 4B, and the guy who parks my car. Come on Randy why didn't you just get up and say my team sucks my QB is an ego-maniac and terrible texter, the coach has no balls and the owners name is Ziggy please take me back. I am surprised they let Moss on the team plane, I would have put his butt on a Greyhound bus and made him ride to Minnesota. After the press conference is anyone surprised.
I don't believe he did fly back with the team. I heard on ESPN that he was still in the Boston area the next day to take care of "personal business"
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